Round 1 Motegi Times

Ok who managed to run what times in practice my best is 2:04.500s but a little rusting because I haven't played in a while

I've ran a 2:06.0

Im gonna be getting lapped at this rate

Dont worry DUD,These times are being ran in either leaderboards or in tuning.

Completly different story when it comes to racing,A 2:06 is a good time.

Plus im sure youll knock off a few tenths by race day.

Quick......someone open Ranger & Nightmare's boots while I throw these in:-

Thats cool. Its just quali im worried about lol

If you get desperate DUD we could always install this under your bonnet when no-one's looking

CQR Jono wrote:If you get desperate DUD we could always install this under your bonnet when no-one's looking

i'm going to have to tell Greg someone has stolen the "admin" turbo

What do you mean Andy - Greg sold it to me!

You know what the Scot's are like when you flash a few pence in front of their eyes - they'd sell their own arm for the price of a can of Special Brew

CQR Jono wrote:What do you mean Andy - Greg sold it to me!

You know what the Scot's are like when you flash a few pence in front of their eyes - they'd sell their own arm for the price of a can of Special Brew

FFS i knew i hadn't locked his cage last night

CQR Jono wrote:they'd sell their own arm for the price of a can of Special Brew

Deal Jono.

You want my PayPal details........????

I'd need both though Ginge - one's no use without the other

pmsl guys

I need one at least, how else can I wipe my bum........

It's both or the deal's off - could you not just wipe it on the carpet?!?

Look what you could have in return:-



I'm not going to stretch to a 4-pack but I will throw in one of these to help with the drinking, I'm not a completely heartless b@st@rd



Just pick your favourite colour and I'll get the funds sorted

PMSL........

I suppose I cold take tips ff the dog, he's always wiping his arse on the carpet:



Not sure about the straws mate, tend to get a 2 litre bottle and mix it with Scotland's Amber Nectar Buckie, would you be interested in my range of quality finger puppets and fingerless gloves......??? Might not need them much more and a whole 4 cans of Special Brew, you know how to negotiate I'll give you that.

Fair enough - I'll leave out the straws.

My final offer is below:-



In return I expect the following:-

1) - 1 x left arm
2) - 1 x right arm
3) - Full finger puppet collection
4) - All fingerless gloves (must be complete pairs)
5) - All wrist watches
6) - Any pens with a value over 99p (to be valued by an independant specialist)
7) - Any rings (wedding and/or engagement rings may be kept for sentimental reasons)

P.S. How long until Andy or Greg come along and put this thread back on course

i can't argue with beer and chocolate

and i could do with some humour this weekend!

I'm only giddy because I'm going to Blackpool later to see the illuminations

CQR Jono wrote:I'm only giddy because I'm going to Blackpool later to see the illuminations

GOOD TIMES

Yeah baby - I'll be coming home with a kiss me quick hat and a candy penis.......for the wife, obviously

Ohhh I see what you've done there Jono, you taken a grip of the Rowntrees v's Cadbury's debate and covered both corners, good thinking.

First of all, I have resolved on stumbling block, the issue of wiping, granted a little expensive but a great piece of kit........



3) - Full finger puppet collection
Agreed
4) - All fingerless gloves (must be complete pairs)
Agreed
5) - All wrist watches
Agreed if you are happy


6) - Any pens with a value over 99p (to be valued by an independant specialist)
Not allowed pens incase I make a mess of the wallpaper, would Crayons be suffice.....???
7) - Any rings (wedding and/or engagement rings may be kept for sentimental reasons)
With losing two arms and the ability to wipe aforementioned Ring, you really want this as part of the deal......????

Roflmao - Ginge, I think I may have found my perfect comedy partner.......good times!!

I now have to leave on my family trip to the tackiest resort anyone has had the misfortune of stubmling across. As such this will give me the perfect opportunity to give further thought to the 'ring' decision - I will let you know my thoughts on my return.

In the meantime, I'd recomend getting in contact with the manufacturers of Clag-Gone as, without your arms, I can see balancing whilst in use being an issue

I've got a 2.05.164 but that's with a one minute tune will try get into the 2.04's atleast

Well it looks like I will be in X lobby on me own at the back i have done

2:8.5xx

The best I've got is a 2:06.9 ... But I'm consistent with a low 2:07. Not sure how much good that'll do on race night !